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Boss, get a life!! March 22, 2008

Posted by allaroundus in Uncategorized.
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Please don’t make me work after 8:00 PM any more.  I know you hate your wife and your kids are obnoxious.  But that doesn’t mean I don’t want to go home!! If you’ve decided to live with this dysfunctional family of yours, at least do it gracefully and let me live my life.  Everyone at the office hates you for pretending to work when all you are doing is rewriting and rehashing perfectly well written stuff just to burn more hours away from your fat wife!!


Can’t eat at home any more! March 22, 2008

Posted by allaroundus in FAMILY, Mom.
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Mom, I’m sick and tired of the food you cook.  I’m really sorry but you are a horrible cook.  The pasta you make tastes like paper.  The chicken is always dry and NEVER has any salt.  If you must use a stove and oven, can you please stick to just warming up take-out or frozen food?